what a plonker, thank you so much for letting me know! I wasn't lying when I said I have no idea what I'm doing :D
That's a long list I've only skimmed it and I didn't find the theory I like most, the stoned ape theory. That belief that some distant ancestors ate some shrooms and discovered art and a higher state of mind. I've taken a microdose a little too high and my vision was like an impressionist painting for a few moments and it made me so happy because Monet and Van Gogh now made absolute sense.
It might be a little too convenient but I think it works and it's really sweet.
Did he produce a report? Is the couch meeting Jack's needs or does it need improvement?