I should probably give it a go!

I click the link and the first thing I see is an Andrew Tate NFT. "Yikes" doesn't cover it

With a touch of, and maybe I'm being mean, "this particular bad thing shouldn't happen to someone like me! it must be that no one else tried hard enough to fix it till now"

I thought it was particularly telling that he says someone else in the "metabolic health" world warned him not to be mean about RFK. Take that as a sign that you're in kooksville!

It doesn't even make any sense 😭 surely "secular religion" and "childless hedonism" are not the same thing??

But does he know that one of the Pythons was a member of the UK Gay Liberation Front?

As the saying goes, the only people who make money in a gold rush are the people selling shovels. I guess this bloke is one of the people selling shovels.

Oh they've got me there, I can't prove that Joe Rogan is conscious.

Every time I read the words "Dimes Square" a red mist descends

Ah yes, the Bloods and the Crips. Because those two gangs are well known for peacefully coexisting (?!?!?!?)

"If you zoom in on an upward trend, it looks smaller. I am very smart. A genius, even"

a castle is not an "investment", it's a money pit.

The mask is off for silicon valley