luffyuk

Even worse than a pizza party.

Gladiator

How dare you have fun with something I don't enjoy.

Life finds a way.

I'm interested, but how do we get our mates from Eton to profit from this?

Don't microwave the whole jar!

Heat it up in a spoon like a crack addict. Also, just pouring boiling water on your butter knife can work wonders.

I hate this guy, but i wouldn't wish this kind of injury on my worst enemy.

God forbid if the landlords have to actually pay for some of their own mortgage.

🤡

I lock my kids away in the cupboard under the stairs.

With a loan you actually receive money at the start.

Lauren James is God