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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

All wise, all powerful, just can't handle money!... George Carlin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Something almost exactly like that happened to me. I bought a house so my money wouldn't be stagnant and didn't wanna live away from my parents yet so I rented it. They totally fucked up everything in it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm in Washington State so I guess it is everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That was hilarious! I'm glad I woke up silly today!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I got my ballot this Monday and half of the spots to be voted on had only one candidate.... maybe remove that shit from the ballot and add things like..."would you like Toyota to know where you are when you send emails about your period?" That would be useful.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Double you fucking tee eff? Holybonkerslaw Batman! Now what? Can Motorola take pictures of me while I take a shower watching porn?...err, sending emails?

 

Well, you've heard of fortified 🍞 bread. You have it in sandwiches 🥪 or with milk 🥛. But wouldn't you rather have fiftified bread? How about sixtified bread, that must be way better. Why always fortified? Or how about it it got better each year? You know, today it's fortified, next year it's fortisixed?

This is an original joke. You've heard it only here! Exclusive.... I'll see my self out.

 

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian!

Well, they're not laughing now!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Friends of Mike Oak.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

What do ruzzians do when they know they need to loose a few pounds? They go to war of course! Did you know that a bullet hole can make you loose anywhere between one and fifty pounds? And that's not including the actual brass or lead. Larger motion tends to remove pounds fast! Way fast. Many of the same ruzzians will start with just one and then gather a bunch of weight loss really quickly. Others like to get the one shot and gradually, over a period of several months loose a lot of weight. Like a lot. Some are not even flesh and bones, some are just bones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nicely done 👍

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biden is president. Things went my way. But let's imagine that this was how you got lunch.

Hmm, Josh! I want a hamburger!... okay buddy I promise I'll bring you a hamburger. I'm just going to be your food delegate in the food acquisition team.

Josh! I want a salad! .. and I want a spoon full of extra virgin olive oil!. Josh I want an apple! Hey Josh can I get some Doritos crushed in a bowl and mixed with jalapeno and chicken nuggets!

Then Josh goes to the big food acquisition meeting... My team wants a spoon full of extra virgin olive oil!

Then you wait half an hour and you get a turkey sandwich but you're vegan so you eat the three onion rings.

70 percent of the office was vegan too, but only 5 of the food delegates were vegan. The other 20 were old timers that have been ordering the food for the past seven years. They like turkey sandwiches. So you get turkey sandwich.

I hope you enjoy your turkey sandwich 🥪. 😂 LOL. At least it wasn't a lump of lard with a tupee.

 

Look at that shit! Before it was here are your two browsers choose! Now it's...how about for the letter A? Suppose a website starts with an A, would you choose Edge to be your default browser?... then you choose chrome or Firefox, and when you click on a link Edge Pops up with some shit like...Are you really sure you wanna use Firefox to view websites that start with the letter A?

Fuck Microsoft! Give us a fucking break you assholes! You are this turd of a company that is just stuck to company's assholes and that's the only reason any fly will ever touch your software.

 

I write this because I have several accounts on Reddit and I really want them deleted but I can't delete them now that I'm permanently banned. I can still go into Reddit and browse. How does that even make sense?

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3D stereography adapter (mastodon.social)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Check this out. I spent a couple of weekends designing an adapter for a Canon 40mm lens that I have. The stereography lens has a 52mm thread so you can adapt it to other lenses. Today I opened a simple PayPal store with payhip to see if I can start my way into something interesting. I'll probably end up with just five bucks in my pocket but it would be pretty cool to actually sell a product of my own. So anyway, if you got ideas for other thread sizes I could make it happen. I'm thinking up other options too.

 

According to this news, automated cars suck just as much as normal cars suck:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/08/14/business/driverless-cars-san-francisco-cruise/index.html

 

Unfortunately I can't repost here because there's no option to reduce the photo size. So I put a link to my mastodon. Appearently you can buy these things from eBay and Amazon but I made my own for a few bucks and a 3d printer. The results are fun lomo 3D. Well not really that lomo at all actually. Pretty cool photos in my opinion.

 

I started digging into opensource password managers and found that they all suck major ball sack. I ended up picking nothing. My two runner-ups were bitwarden. It works on Linux, Android, whatever apple's shit runs on, and even runs on PC's with the OS that you usually delete first thing. But the major drawback is that I can't trust it. It's got a "premium" version, and that has always meant a slow steady spiral into "you must pay now that we have you by the balls" situation. Another drawback is that it's centralized, kill the company and so go your passwords I suppose.

The other runner up is called liso. This one comes with two major drawbacks. One is that is browser only so far. The other one is that it doesn't work on Linux yet. Such a shit shit option. Everything else out there wants you to pay for encryption.

I did end up learning about pass on Linux. It creates encrypted passwords and there's some compatibility with guis and maybe available on Android??? Big question mark. I've tried nothing yet. My password list seems to grow daily.

So what's your favorite one?

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