The article link doesn't work anymore, so here's an archived one: https://archive.ph/9bmVZ
Capitalism 101 - sell whatever you can, whenever you can.
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Who the actual fuck approved this for publishing?
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Really, really, really reaching for that silver lining.
Like, Mr Fantastic or Elastigirl type reaching.
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Lose up to 25% of your body weight with these handy landmine tips.
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This apparently is Dr. Raz Hagoel’s Linkedin and his clinic’s website.
Something tells me this was AI being told to write a tweet about weight loss based on what current events are being discussed online
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And Palestinians can lose weight by not having food.
That has to be a record in inappropriateness.
It's like saying that concentration camps are great for losing weight and reducing urban over population in the ghetto.
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Another shining example of why the Jerusalem post is a propagandistic rag. And not a very good one at that.
Holy hyper-normalization :O
ETA: One could figure out the state of our media and our (online) existence by just thinking a bit about those beautiful hashtags.
This loops around to being genius
You did share it
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bruh
Aaaaa modern problems require....aaaaa.....¿modern solicions?
What do ruzzians do when they know they need to loose a few pounds? They go to war of course! Did you know that a bullet hole can make you loose anywhere between one and fifty pounds? And that's not including the actual brass or lead. Larger motion tends to remove pounds fast! Way fast. Many of the same ruzzians will start with just one and then gather a bunch of weight loss really quickly. Others like to get the one shot and gradually, over a period of several months loose a lot of weight. Like a lot. Some are not even flesh and bones, some are just bones.
The machines are getting better at manipulating us.
No need for work if you're dead
Ho hooooowhaaaat the F is right, that's crazy
Here me out. Exercise is important in a time of unrest. Maybe the most important. How else do you expect to out run those bombs...
Finally, a bad take everyone can agree on.
Don't worry, in a not far away future we all will be able to pay to get rid of those annoying and disturbing ads in all our social media services!
Obligatory /s
Surely this has to be satire... 😔
truly an absurd reality we live in
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