harrywrecker

The hateful eight. Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty if I don't laugh every time.

I don't why my comment has appeared as a reply to this.

Women resort to dropping hints when they're too scared to risk rejection by being direct.

That's well spotted, well done

That's a lovely shot. I'd have been thrilled to get it.

Come and 'ave a go, if you think you're 'ard enough!

Terminator 2. The trailer gave the impression that Schwarzenegger was the baddie.

This is what is known in the betting industry as "chasing your losses" and is a warning sign of a problem gambler who requires an intervention.

And what paradise do you live?

I very much believe he hasn't read it. In fact I'd be surprised if anyone in his circle of cronies has read it. It's so badly written.

It's a stream of consciousness completely devoid of structure. Sentences drag out for five lines and paragraphs go on for more than a page. There is often a change of subject along the way, forcing you to go back and re-read the garbage you couldn't hold onto the first time around.

It took me four weeks to get halfway through and I'm quite an avid reader.

It's still got the number of fingers wrong