Sent this to my English wife who spent all weekend cooking for us all, wish me luck fam

In a British supermarket I've seen pork tenderloin labelled

not vegan
not vegetarian
not halal
gluten-free

There's already so much plastic in my body, why shouldn't I eat the Legos?

Br*tain is such an awful country 🤮🤮🤮

I know some people can be very very stupid, but I can't imagine anyone being stupid enough to eat a piece of British food.

We live in a world where we have to repeat to some people over and over again: "The Joker is NOT a role model".

Ironic you're posting this at Christmas time, since a British Christmas dinner is a gift from God himself that mankind is unworthy to enjoy.

Should say American food since most of it is actual poison and the UK regulates carcinogens in their food unlike the FDA in the US...

British is a nationality it encompasses English, Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish.

I wonder what country OP is from...