Due to regulatory restrictions (second factor must be bound to a certified hardware), I think all German banks use integrity checks for devices (SafetyNet/Play Integrity). Those will usually fail on rooted devices (unless you get lucky with magisk) or won't work at all in the first place.

IMHO, german banking apps are really the end boss.

"Ehrlichmann" means "honest man" in German, and if that's not a perfect example of an inaptonym I don't know what is

🙂 (I don't know)

I'm in this picture - waving at you 👋

There is now:

!lemmysings@piefed.social

* Me since gamestop

transforming noises

Nono, you're thinking of circumcision. This is about a big meeting where furries celebrate their favorite animes or something

Slop of Theseus

Saved you a click - these are the dirty jokes:

A graphic forecasts “gusty south winds tonight” and shows a map that lays out the names of nonexistent towns, like “Orangeotilld” and “Whata Bod” — an unintentionally hilarious hallucination that sounds more like an old timey dirty joke than an actual place where people live.

I had not considered that, so thanks for pointing that out. Upon checking the comic more closely, I don't get any hint that it's making fun of misogynists, but it's certainly possible.

If so, it's shockingly ineptly done though