fulcrummed

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have always intended to lookup the difference between supersonic and hypersonic. I knew ss meant > speed of sound, I learned hypersonic means >= 5x speed of sound. If that thing can fly 1500 km, it can do it in ~17min. That’s like Hamburg to Kyiv in the time it takes to make an Aldi Margarita pizza in the oven(with extra tomatoes, cheese, basil, and garlic salt)… or get one delivered to Hamburg from Kyiv via hypersonic missile.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Despondent, we collect here,

No fight left in our souls,

We heal through immolation,

Our torture ends in coals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

It can’t get away fast enough!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this old one that did the rounds:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I think a better punchline is “None. The lightbulb has to change itself”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

It’s what plants crave!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

As for the majority, if not the entirety of the Commonwealth I’d think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

That’s too bad, I really lichen terrariums.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

For Peat’s sake!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

It’s like they underwent some kind of MOSS extinction event.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

You didn’t get them to the inFERNary in time to save them?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also a kinda creepy Willy Wonka/Slenderman vibe

 
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