ah yes, right around the time he announces his healthcare overhaul plans

to quote the sopranos: there is no stage 5

while they're doing that, fort knox will be completely unguarded! it'll be the perfect heist!

Fingers crossed

The non-violent underground climate group cut through fibre optic cables ...

My dumb ass read this and thought they were a literal subterranean activist group that would go around cutting cables

Here's a link for everyone reading this on mobile who doesn't feel like typing manually: https://howlongtobeat.com/

I had never heard of this site but now I feel hopeful I can work through a couple years worth of humble monthly picks.

I don't think I'll ever be mentally prepared to see a photo of Rick Scott.

I really just wanted to see the picture she took that was worth getting almost eaten by a bear for.

You can't just toss a "w" in there and pretend you're not affecting the meter. I mean, obviously you can, but you really shouldn't.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

- Winston Churchill

- Ron DeSantis

Hmm, not sure if there are.

How'd you get your balls in a twist?