casmael

It can’t be done

The onion is chef’s kiss 🧅

Lmao squishmallow (fake)

• glue that stabs your pets
• sandwich that explodes on impact
• bicycle with detachable bicycle (very dangerous)
• torch that releases chlorine gas when used
• uranium paint
• wigs (sounds safe but you never know)

Population to-woo to-woo

Wow that sounds very useable

Aldwych station was apparently closed during the war. Anyway, I’m pretty sure someone would have had a look before running a train down there.

An magnificent cake your excellence

Please provide citations ✍️ 🤔

🥰 ❤️

Do you have a version of this with a bit less jpeg by any chance

Fig roll as well tbh