I get unreasonably (okay, reasonably) upset when the simplest way to share an image is to take a screenshot of the image.

You should click the link.

"I saw a fox on the way to work" works just fine

I feel like the "no work" part is probably worse

You're right! But also, horses were native to North America but they went extinct 10,000 years ago and weren't introduced until much more recently.

Heh. "Transcript".

ah yes
the original 151
with such treasures of creative genius as purple rat
another rat
and my personal favorite
some eggs

Yes.
That's the list of things I know I should be doing but can't.

Speed test to 127.0.0.1

Your pawns are all male?

Very necessary, I very much want to be rid of Okay Google but open-source alternatives like Mycroft keep getting shut down.

Good old Bobby Droptables