I agree with you on the power strip under the toilet. That’s insanity.

Frigidaire makes refrigerators now that look vintage but are brand new. I didn’t find this exact model on the website, but I could see it being a modern “vintage” one.

Correct, that’s a nuthatch! A white-breasted nuthatch, to be specific!

I love them, they make little sounds when they go up and down trees. Kinda like “meep. Meep. Meep.”

Seriously, leave animals alone.

The amount of ink being released at the beginning would have made anyone intelligent let go of the octopus.

I actually saw rabbit on the back-end too!

I blame all of the old “is it a rabbit, or a duck?” illusion drawings. Is the lady pretty, or ugly?

Sounds a bit like the start of an aggressive statement. Instead of “I came here to kick some ass and chew some gum, and I’m all out of gum.”

“I am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer and BOY AM I HUNGRY FOR ANIMAL PENIS” - RFK Jr

If I were a better developer, would I have worked on more products people love? No

There you go, justify your shitty work.

If you were a better person, you would work on better products.

You choose where you work and what you work on. The fact that you went from Zendesk working on a shitty product to Microsoft working on a shitty product is definitely about you.

In fact, a reliable engineer ought to be comfortable working on products people hate, because engineers work for the company, not for users.

“It’s ok that I work at shitty companies! They pay me more”

For some reason my first thought was “whale”

If only all of our dads could give us jobs like this!

Her father, Henk Rogers, was the video game developer who secured the rights to distribute Tetris on Video game consoles and began to base his businesses in the U.S.

Oh eat shit grandad. Like you’ve never heard some language!

I laughed out loud when I finally realized what band was saying this.

Humorously, the lead singer is named Jim (Adkins), but the band’s name comes from the backing vocalist/guitarist Tom’s brother, also named Jim.

The band's name came from a crayon drawing made after an incident between [Tom] Linton's younger brothers, Jim and Ed Linton, who fought frequently. Jim usually won, but Ed sought revenge by drawing a picture of Jim shoving the Earth into his mouth; Ed captioned the picture "Jimmy eat world".

This was literally the guy who started his entire political career in earnest by calling in to Fox News and talking about how Obama wasn’t “American” because he’s black. Trump found his political fame because he advocated the “birther” conspiracy.

It’s honestly crazy that anyone could be surprised. He’s been up front about his racism for fifteen years now.

One of my favorites was when they were testing something about poison ivy.

They assumed that they could just rub it on themselves, but eventually they had to test every member of the cast and crew, and they only found one person who actually had a reaction to poison ivy!