No 1 rule of the concrete jungle, when they're in heat do not honk back even if it'd be *really * funny. And if they're randy enough to be seeping fluid out of the exhaust pipe , . . . I pray for you.

Haha, yeah. If you like, I can design a really cheap study with a small enough sample size that the chances of 50% are lower than either 0 or 100.

That's how science works right, exploit the logistic distribution for the LOLs (and funding from an interest group). Aw shit-bags, this is not sciencemems,