bleistift2

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 minutes ago

The guidelines in Germany say the first line of the screen should be 10cm (4 ½in) below your eyes. I find that uncomfortable, too.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (6 children)

C) Write a highly specific, custom-tailored boilerplate generator that does 80% of the work and needs only a day or two to implement.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Umm… I don’t know what happened, exactly. When I first clicked the link to get a bigger picture, I somehow ended up on imgur, which only had a very low-resolution version. I could only find the big picture in the linked reddit, so I posted it.

I cannot reproduce this issue anymore, so I removed my comment.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There’s a great section in the second Hitchhiker’s book about this exact topic – if anyone’s interested.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (12 children)

That mess is older than even the UK. The Ottoman Empire cobbled together peoples who didn’t have anything to do with each other way earlier.

Random Youtube video that I’m parrotting without double-checking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN4mnVLP0rU

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Also office chairs with headrests, for whatever reason.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Don’t forget the invocation

if (CompareBooleans(a, b) == true)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I don’t want to have this conversation in any way. Why do social customs force me to endure it just because the other person feels the urge to talk?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

It’s not small talk for 5 minutes. It’s “hey I gotta short question. Can you help me deorglefy the gnarflepoof I may or may not have installed on my computer or maybe my phone I can’t remember and now the power outlet won’t work anymore whenever I plug in my computer even when I register for the additional services with my ISP?”

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don’t. Even. Breathe.

Low oxygen. My blood pressure is rising. OMG CAN THEY HEAR MY HEART‽

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Yet again, punctuation matters.

 

Still from “How American Fire Departments are Getting People Killed” by Not Just Bikes on Youtube. URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2dHFC31VtQ (still taken from 4:02)

 
 

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Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

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