My favorite part is how conservatives are totally fine with this.

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

You could tell your mom the real price of MS office. She might suddenly stand LibreOffice just fine.

Best I can do is another McMansion.

If you want to give back but don't have coding skills, you can always be nice and help onboard new users! There's always been this attitude of 'linux is better' immediately followed by 'rtfm n00b' when users try to get started. A more sympathetic crowd would go a long way.

Careful with this meme son, it's an antique.

Here's a review for a Wii U tablet battery:

This is high school level cringe.

They've never seen a lizard-person driving a solid gold hovercraft before...

The US Military Industrial Complex of course.

Anytime a journalist thinks about covering this they probably die in a tragic accident suddenly.

Seems like Putin may have held a grudge after all.