ben16w

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I got "harry potter and the rash on the way home"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I think they probably see us as stupid gods

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is that Laci Green?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The one I posted is my favourite poem but I've not read any others of hers, I give them a read.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I Worried

By Mary Oliver

I worried a lot. Will the garden grow, will the rivers flow in the right direction, will the earth turn as it was taught, and if not how shall I correct it? 

Was I right, was I wrong, will I be forgiven, can I do better? 

Will I ever be able to sing, even the sparrows can do it and I am, well, hopeless. 

Is my eyesight fading or am I just imagining it, am I going to get rheumatism, lockjaw, dementia? 

Finally I saw that worrying had come to nothing. And gave it up. And took my old body and went out into the morning, and sang.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Omg that's such a good description for it, I used to get them all the time. Thought I was the only one...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Get some screenshots in the readme!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'm really hoping that's in Fahrenheit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

One of my favourites to think about is "How are you?". Taken literally that question makes no sense. "How are you?" "Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there...."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The first image is some Instagram photos and the second image is a different person bouldering

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

What's Simon doing in a cat cafe?

 

Because he kneaded a poo.

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