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Woly
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Yeah it was crazy, after years of having to trick him into drinking water by mixing it in with his wet food, I caught him licking water off the shower floor and and decided to try putting a bowl out again, and just like that he was fine.
Also, FWIW they sell little cat water fountains that look like dribbling faucets, maybe your girl would like one of those?
Elevators are basically trains at 90°
My cat started drinking water on his own so I can finally feed him dry food now.
There are flights from Seattle to Scottsbluff Nebraska for less than $200, and then a bus from there to Pine Ridge for $50
Also flights to Alliance, NE. But you might have to wait a little longer for tickets below $200
Kamala stans around the country going to their closets and opening up the doors, revealing rooms full of perfectly preserved Kamala 2020 merch, with a Helga Pataki style chewing gum bust of Kamala on an altar adorned with flowers and Gwyneth Paltrow pussy candles.
I feel like Kamala would just eat a pill that you held out in front of her without saying anything.
There is some incredible, extraplanar well of pure, demented energy that only the most evolved neoliberals can tap into in order to reach levels of incorrectness that we can only dream of.
Such an interesting fact, thank you 
What's the timeline until someone introduces legislation to make it illegal to work from home?