JD Vance killed the pope 😔

Lincoln project flavor hacks, i.e. idealogically available for whoever gives them money/favor

"How dare you imply that imply that I wouldn't eat cabbage on Bastille day, Kropotkin would have climbed over the table and strangled you at my dinner party."

Written by a fed or not,

"Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty"

is a banger of a line.

If you can't distinguish yourself from your opponent other than saying "he's rude, I'm not," well it turns out there are a lot of fed up, vindictive people in this country who would prefer rude.

Maybe Biden will forget and say it again 🤞

I think Union is a pretty cool guy, eh shuts down ports and doesn't afraid of anything

Have you thanked your cat for being soft today? They work hard on it you know.

Bit idea: I'm not depressed

I lost my car keys and had a full on meltdown trying to find them so I could drive to work the next morning at 2am. Was about to shell out 300+ for an emergency locksmith before I found my key wedged between the cushions of a chair.

I live in a city with a massive public transportation system, btw. It just doesn't fucking function outside of normal commuting hours. I hate having to rely on a car.

Raspberry Emergen-C tastes like butt 💀

Cracking myself up thinking about a bit where I start getting visibly nervous and tugging at my collar any time 9/11 comes up in conversation.