It does seem to work as intended, though going for a regular buckler is probably a safer bet.

I totally agree. If you're going to play fast and loose with article headlines, you gotta go all in. "Biden privately pounds 'sick fuck' Trump" really gets the point across and sits stirs the passions of the readers.

We need more villain-as-protagonist games. Tyranny giving you evil choices that were both meaningful, and reasonable, is so much better than the usual "I'm the hero, but I do enjoy kicking puppies on weekends" evil choices in most RPGs.

Hey now. Some vacuums are just built that way.

I fail to see how stolen and totaled in a police chase is in any way better than just stolen.

My go-to strategy for making character art when I really didn't want to do everything by hand was to open Heroforge/videogames, build the character, screencap, then trace and color it in an image editor.

I am going to force my friends to play Sexy Battle Wizards, at sword point if necessary.

...Regrettably, I have failed in my mission... But perhaps you can keep the joint lit... There is an old saying in my family... Thou who art stoned, art chosen... In thine exodus from the couch, maketh pilgrimage to the Ancient Kitchen... When thou openeth the The Fridge of Munchis, the fate of the Stoned thou shalt know... Well, now you know... And I can die with hope in my heart... Oh, one more thing... Here, take this... A bag of Funyuns, an Stoner favourite...

Looks like one of the Megaman Battle Network games

Most people probably have drain cleaner stashed somewhere in their house under a sink somewhere. This isn't exactly one of those situations where a kid finds a loaded gun in their parent's unlocked nightstand.

The pronunciation came from French and the spelling came from Italian.

It's a DnD game. If it didn't have broken builds and massive balance issues, I'd riot. There's no greater feeling than curbstomping enemies with a bard/red dragon disciple/blackguard in NwN, or a Cleric/Thief or Ranger/Cleric multiclass in the BG games.