Stepsister. So when I get a notification when I'm away from home that it's stuck, I giggle instead of raging
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Mine is Rosie, the maid in the jetsons, cause it's the future and I have a cleaning robot.
Same here!, although we call her by the Spanish version "Robotina". Just in the hopes that more of the stuff from the Jetsons actually comes to fruition.
Clean Latifah
We had a Shark brand bot named Shart.
Then we had to send it in for repair and for a newer model in return. Now we have Shartito.
I can't say it has one unless you mean unofficially in which case its probably "Seriously!?"
Mark Suckerberg
I wasn't very creative, it's called Robbie.
Aang. He's an Airbender. The mop is Katara. The litter box is Toph.
Hoover, because the British call vacuums Hoovers and also because J Edgar Hoover was a bottom feeding shitbag like my sharkvac was when my dog took a shit on the floor and it dragged shit in neat lines on the floor.
Oooo I actually just got a new robot and named him S8AN, cause it's model is the S8, and who doesn't like to say Satan is mopping the kitchen ? My previous ones were Fernando and Fernandos (dos like 2 in Spanish, which I thought was pure genius ha). Fernandos is still in use, Fernando has been retired to robot heaven after a few years of diligent service. π«‘
Fluffy. Ever since I was a kid, I wanted a killer robot and name it Fluffy. My parents never got me one, so once I hit midlife crisis I got myself a cleaning robot and named it Fluffy. At my age, I appreciate clean floors more than seeing the blood of my enemies.
Wesley Crusher
Helper, like Venture Bros
Rosey, named after the robot maid from the Jetsons
R2D2, and I have routines to start it with gogo gaget vaccum as a command.
Hedgehog but nicknamed, so Hedgy. (It's in Hungarian. "SΓΌn" is hedgehog, "sΓΌni" is the nickname. Yes, the nickname is actually longer but cuter in my language.)
I'm not very clever, so my nearly useless Shark vacuum is named Baby Shark, but I'm going to steal one of these when I get a good one.
Rocinante
Moe
Cause it's the cleaner in WALL-E
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