Umechan

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But I thought no one wanted to work anymore.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I still cringe when I see how close some of those boxes were to the toilet. You cannot convince me that they weren't doused with piss that had ricocheted off the bowl.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yes. I got diagnosed with very severe sleep apnea 18 months ago. Getting treatment made my daytime sleepiness and ability to get up in the morning so much worse, and I'd love it so much if I could get up at 8, eat breakfast and then get straight to work, but I need to wake up at 5:30 and lie in bed until the cortisol pills start to take effect.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

It also looks like she's trying to suck the brains out of the blonde haired girl.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

And wearing a dress too. Trad-wife is when you raise gender non-conforming children.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I'm ashamed people said this to the Irish when they should have given them a hard time for failing to kill Thatcher.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that aimed at Scottish people more than the Irish?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Taking simping for Israel to a whole new level.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Bert and Ernie are from Sesame Street, not The Muppets. I hope the case gets thrown out just for that.

Edit: They also don't seem to be owned by Disney either, unless they actually originated on The Muppets.

"Notably in 2004, Disney acquired The Muppets from The Jim Henson Company, consisting of much of The Muppets film and television library. However, the acquisition did not include Sesame Street. Sesame Street ownership still currently falls under the Sesame Workshop, formerly the Children’s Television Workshop (CTW)."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I know. I would have thought speaking fast would have given him an advantage, but no, it was slow and cringe af.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Despite Ben Shapiro begging his fans to take the song to number 1 on the Billboard Hot 100, it debuted at number 16. Too bad, but I'm sure he'll get a number one eventually.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

getting his tama to it's final form

Tama can mean testicles in Japanese, so I was very confused for a moment.

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