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[–] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Imagine thinking, "I prefer women with a the body of a malnourished 12-year-old boy"

And still claiming to be a straight man.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Being an "alpha male" online is all about sour grapes meanwhile the actual alpha males are too busy fucking irl

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)

wtf why did the ai shrink her and steal all of her ass 😭

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The children stole her body mass and she's so anxious all the time from trying to raise 3 kids while the father is gone for 12 hours a day that it's hard to put on weight.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ai image generation is the new wojak for right wingers

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

I’ll play dolls with stable diffusion whenever I want, and you’re gonna hear all about it.

trump-yassified

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pining for the days in which women had these comically oversized heads and a birthing canal the size of a plugged nickle.

Also, plus, too. Your inability to deny your love of big butts is the voice of evolution!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Fair trade off

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

boy has a purse

Another conservative account gone down the woke pipeline

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck did the strong father do to her foot?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

bringing back foot binding to own the libs

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

having a “strong father” reduces gluteal size by up to 65%

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

They beat it out of them.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

I too would prefer a rail-thin woman with three baby arms and a desire to drink the head of her child

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The funniest thing about people who just spam AI slop everywhere is they're all absolute dipshits who don't even take the time to like edit out the really bad errors and send it back into the inscrutable machine for inpainting. They just hit "generate" and grab the first thing that looks like what they want without looking at it.

It's almost a relief they're all like this, and all the people who actually understand how to use the AI are too busy jacking themselves into a coma and posting porn to civitai galleries.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

the AI that dares to imagine: what if all thick women were skinny and surrounded by toddlers.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Trad is when big head

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

It's the redpilled version of that one weirdo lib who lamented that she could have stopped the Ukraine War if only she was ol' mama Putin.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Six toes and a head the size of a watermelon = the ultimate woman. I always thought the Bratz dolls were odd, but apparently they had a target audience: this guy.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

how about that toddler with the purse, ready to go shopping? that doesn't seem like strong, traditional parenting to me

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I was gonna say something, you said it better.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

The purse is levitating, a trick which the Strong Father^TM^ taught the toddler how to do

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

If you are a trad and say the words "thirst traps" you should be thrown into a quarry and dusted with quicklime

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

What is it with right wingers and planting their flag in bottom-most crevice of the uncanny valley?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

When Ian Biles Cheong becomes congress, all his anti-LGBT bills will include thicc women.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I'm not even sure which one he thinks is the trad one. Aren't these types supposed to be into kids and booba?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Fr im so poisoned by Western misogynists fetishizing trad wives that I forgot for a second that prude culture is also a big part of it.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Meeeow, emaciated foot mutants are my type too

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Finally found my 12-toed GF I've been posting about here.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago
  • polydactyly from the inbreeding
  • frail stunted arms from the lack of food

somehow, still has multiracial looking children. I guess we're allowed in the handmaiden's ethnostate?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Did he replace that bamboo with a more ‘western’ houseplant?!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I guess being a fucking loser who can't get a partner because you're morally and intellectually bankrupt means you want to take the route where any potential partners are forced to be subservient to you

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

It's them doing what they accuse us and libs of doing: using sanctimony as a cover for sour grapes.

I've seen the horrors they cheer to on 4chan, they forfeited any claims of being holier-than-thou decades ago.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ that is an uncanny picture on the right. She looks like a bobblehead.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

The perspective on this is weird too. Is she sitting in the seat? Her ass would have to be all the way on the edge of that sit for her foot placement to make sense.

And the implication that women who had weak/absent fathers are sexually promiscuous, or even that promiscuity is inherently a bad thing, is a bunch of incel bullshit. Twerps like him hate it when women are confident in their sexuality and self-assertive enough to not put up with their gross little tradwife bullshit. Fuck you Cheong you little incel bitch.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Prudes: "I wish the world was a more sexless place."

Game devs: "We have reduced the cartoon girl's tit size to better balance with the rest of her design."

Also prudes: "This is an outrage! Now this is affecting ME!"

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

The houseplant stole her thiccness!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

dumbest guy on Twitter

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

The model in that photo actually responded to him, revealing that that is a very old photo - so old she couldn't even remember it. This means he either subscribes to her OF or went very very deep in her Instagram lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I guess the concrete milkshakes really did a number on this lad's noggin.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

First of all, Jesus Christ. Secondly, how do these people think babies are made?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

AI pic looks like the CG dying Kristen Stewart from the last Twilight movie

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