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C5S3 Battle Pass (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The new battle pass is out and I am probably not gonna pay for this one, despite my Fallout love. The last one was too hard to level up to 200, and I'm not really interested in any of the skins this season. Power armor without...armor...is just kinda dumb. The other skins are boring, and even the Magneto seems like a lame cash grab. I'm just not that interested.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

While picking up my daughter from school today, I noticed an old jeep in the parking lot, but did not think much of it until I saw the tri-spoked Mitsubishi logo above the grill and did quite the double-take. Apparently a number of foreign companies were licensed to produce them after WW2.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

Theme: tell me you are 16 without telling me you are 16

[-] [email protected] 74 points 2 years ago

Are you trying to give people hot Satanic nun fetishes? Because this is how you give people hot Satanic nun fetishes.

I'll be in my bunk suffering from my new fetish. Thanks, asshole

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Formerly pretty good free resource for academic citations now turned into a giant pile of steamy hot garbage by the incredible asswipes at Chegg, a corporate name that mostly calls forth the image of a debilitating sexually transmitted infection.

Recommend using instead: https://www.scribbr.com/citation/generator. At least until they also start demanding your firstborn daughter for each citation.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago

You can learn by watching anime, but you'll sound like a 14-year-old. Japanese has various levels of politeness that need to be mastered if you don't want people to think you're an idiot.

*source: speak Japanese, lived in Tokyo since late 00s. I often sound like an idiot in Japanese, so don't get your pants in a bunch.

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Exhibit #482,683 on why capitalism and medicine are inevitably a horrible combination.

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I used this stuff for the first time on some frets that had gotten quite dull and lightly corroded wherever I don't play often. About 10 minutes of rubbing down with fret butter had them gleaming. It does actually feel like butter, hence a bit gross, but it smells great and worked really well.

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Apparently many San Franciscans enjoy getting smashed out of their minds at brunch.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

~~There is no indication whatsoever that @SleeplessOne1917 is the same person as @cannotsleep420~~. Jesus, people, stop pissing yourselves for the literal 30 seconds it took to fact check this bullshit claim.

*edit: I took the liberty of finding the actual dev's account: /u/[email protected]. It took a whole additional minute. You're welcome

*edit 2: /u/NOT_[email protected] has some links below that do indeed link /u/[email protected] to /u/[email protected]. Soooo, while I don't regret my nearly infinite capacity for skepticism, but it looks like this story has some legs. Hat tip to NOT_RICK, who is adamantly not Rick.

[-] [email protected] 100 points 2 years ago

I have never successfully run any piped video on any platform. Literally every pipedbot post has been worthless, at best, and usually actively frustrating as I'd actually use an alternative youtube frontend.

Dear pipedbots: blow me. Dear ReVanced: ❤️

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

This is absolutely legit and it's why edgelords should never EVER be ironically racist

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

The moron who made this meme did it on a computer that requires literally thousands of innovations that are a direct, replicable product of the scientific method. It is the most powerful philosophical system on the planet, despite its sloppiest practitioners, and it doesn't require the belief of fucking idiots to work.

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Every third post on Lemmy (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Need a politics-free safe space? It's called "going for a walk"

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Mike Lindell's behavior in deposition has earned him a motion for sanctions. See all of the exhibits in one cut.

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JBP has got u bro (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Need a plate of generic, insipid platitudes with a giant helping of bad science and misogyny?

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The consequences

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Paging Ivanka (i.imgflip.com)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Diaper change down at the pokey

[-] [email protected] 150 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Here is how record companies have treated their own precious assets: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Universal_Studios_fire

10s of thousands of original master recordings lost forever. They should fucking be paying archive.org for preserving these artists' works

*Edit: and of course Universal is one of the plaintiffs. I hate these fuckers so much

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Every single tech company (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Our 1-step business plan

[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this.

[-] [email protected] 101 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is seriously deserving of an antitrust investigation. An open web is essential.

*Edit: referring to Chrome and its derivatives, not Adobe. Alphabet/Google has been begging for antitrust action for years.

[-] [email protected] 124 points 2 years ago

Well, that guy is clearly a massive prick, but let's also talk about how fucking ugly that truck is. I don't know when everyone decided that land yacht pickup trucks were the bees knees, but they're not. They're just dumb and so. goddamn. ugly.

[-] [email protected] 147 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Choose your capitalist fate!

Path A: medical bankruptcy.

Path B: incurable disease and certain horrible death.

Quite a system the wealthy have built for us. I'll be terribly disappointed if the book doesn't end with a bunch of guillotines.

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