ToastedRavioli

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

Thankfully my optometrist is colorblind

[–] [email protected] 1 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago)

If anything Im honestly kind of pissed that Temu and these garbage companies found a way to keep funneling this shit here. Id be perfectly happy if we somehow banned this shit entirely from being sold.

Just ban all the 10¢ junk companies across the board. The shit isnt worth the exhaust gasses of the ships it sails in on. Force US consumers to buy half-decent products from local stores or non-junk companies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

6 months in musk time is like 25 years from now

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Be gay

Make art

Do math

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I just wanted some McDonalds, but they said I’d tried to flee!

This mysterious pipe inside my bags’ for whackin’ turtles, see?

Manhattan on a Monday morning is a place I’d never be

If they try me by a jury then you know surely I’ll go free

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Once the star of the show gets murdered by the state some of the charm gets lost

[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago

According to his math, around seven-eighths of all Albertans who just voted for the federal Conservatives would have to back sovereignty for a "Yes" side to win.

7 out of 8 people who vote conservative would have to vote for something stupid?

Welcome to America, Alberta, I guess

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

Its DC, so everything will be backed up for miles long before anyone even shows up

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

In the military, doing something to surprise a commanding officer is among the highest displays of respect. Especially if you can make it costs tens of millions of dollars

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Calling all 8-ball, 9-ball, and snooker lovers to the first billiards community of Lemmy!

Hoping to create a chill environment to talk about games, gear, equipment, etc

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