Lorax lookin "I speak for the trees" mfer named Groot, that is gold

"This is a new beginning" is some fucked vibes

You can just edit photos. Just cut off the side if you want. But this pic is so important because why? The funeral of a 100 year old former president? It will be forgotten in days, forever, and Trump WAS there so...

?

I'd like to see McDonald's wriggle itself out of this one

Kamala coyly looks down at her hand.

The cards read "don't change anything."

She looks up, smirking. Yeah, that's the winning hand

Gross. Very "my dad bought me a van after i graduated law school so I could find myself" meeting someone who does this because it's their best option.

"My dad died from cancer this is how to beat cancer"

That's implied patricide, friend

Ugh, this was bound to happen, they are like a kid who found something they could do to make their parents laugh and now keep repeating it hoping for the same reaction.

I've already seen the (inevitable) use of weird being thrown at a leftist for- get this- asking why their student loans weren't forgiven

Now with the liberal approval of kamala talking down to those protestors I think we'll also see a resurgence of Hillary era listen-to-your-betters smug condescension. It's gonna suck

Some buddies and I once spent an evening passing around a bug zapper and having a go at it, to the concern of the one girl present. We were like 22 tbf

Dudes shock

I worked at a hotel bar across from a convention center, every group loved talking about how much they could drink, that you'd never seen anyone drink like they could. All these different types of salespeople, annoying for sure. Yeah, I'm sure agricultural equipment sales folks are the best drinkers bud. They were so proud of it, but any dive will have drunker and more entertaining people. Easy to get a rise out of them by saying how much more another group the week earlier had drank.

Anyway, alcoholism is a problem and probably not the victory they're looking for, otherwise this is Utah's game to lose.

There is a lethal amount of boomer radiating off this display