ThermonuclearCactus

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Infinite free beer exploit?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

So its like a team sport? Squatters versus homeowners?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My favorite is a patch note from Team Fortress 2: Fixed a server crash caused by sniper trying to eat his gun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's a single-celled organism and I live in fear that one day he'll divide by mitosis and then we'll have two of him

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I drove past a car that had its headlights flickering about 15 times every second last year. No clue if it was intentional but it was distracting as all hell. (and probably dangerous to epileptic people)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Malwarebytes double-charged my elderly grandmother and then refused to provide the service that she overpaid for because of a non-functional email verification system. Don't use Malwarebytes. Unless you're downloading tons of executables from some questionable source a virus won't randomally appear on your PC and even if it does, Microsoft ~~spyware~~Defender will do the exact same thing any other anti-virus would.