On this episode of false dichotomy...

It's because more information is encoded on the X chromosome then the Y, having two copies of the X chromosome makes it less likely for a mutation in that chromosome to cause cancer because there's another non-defective copy to potentially diminish the mutation's effect.

However stupid shit like that probably sways the needle as well.

I can't believe buying chickens actually saved me money, I just did it because I wanted chickens. I expected to pay more per egg (considering food and litter) because I don't have economies of scale like the large producers do.

"But diamonds are forever!" No they're not, in fact, they're actually flammable. *

*in an environment of pure oxygen

Oh he might of gone on living

if he hadn't made the fatal slip

of denying the claim of the ranger with the big iron on his hiiiipppppp

(yes i know it wasn't a revolver, unfortunately)

"Breaking news: Invasion of Mexico halted by huge wall Trump built last term and then completely forgot about."

Yesterday, someone honked at me for a minute straight because I didn't want to turn right on red.

Gordon Freeman 2028?

I bought Sea of Thieves about 5 years ago. Recently, they added kernal-level anticheat (which does precisely fuck-all to actually stop cheating). While that is annoying, I'm not particularly worried because the studio that makes that game is owned by Microsoft, and like all Microsoft products, it was banished to my windows partition with the rest of the spyware.

We need to start using this game as a unit to measure mismanagement.

"In total, the project cost us approximately .51 Star Citizens."

My favorite is a patch note from Team Fortress 2: Fixed a server crash caused by sniper trying to eat his gun

I drove past a car that had its headlights flickering about 15 times every second last year. No clue if it was intentional but it was distracting as all hell. (and probably dangerous to epileptic people)