Brother they say the same thing about us.

'brella, that ship has sailed. It wasn't even that long ago that Hillary was being called a leftist.

Comrade, I would trust a 75 year old before a 14 year old, any day. What the hell does my nephew know about current events other than the latest skibidi toilet lore? Leave the minimums where they are, just put some maximums in place.

But they aren't worried... at present.

I'm sure that this is totally real and happened.

Also, nobody batted a fucking eye. Everybody just played the damn game and had a good time. We've really slid far and quickly as a society.

Beans on toast slaps tho. Throw some cheese or an egg on there and you're going to have a good time. It's also so quick and easy that it slides into the top ten breakfast foods.

Copmala isn't even that good. Her name just doesn't breed zingers. Kamalama ding dong? Kooky Kamala isn't bad, and I'm surprised he's not using that one, but it's not racist enough. I'm guessing he's trying to find one that's ever so slightly racist.

I fixed the trans athlete "problem" a long time ago but nobody wants to hear it. Just get rid of sports where biology plays a major role. Swimming? Gone. Running? Buhbye. Football? Seeya. At a professional level all these athletes are doing the exact same level of training. The only real difference is their genetics. You're cheering for DNA structure.

Either that or get rid of all restrictions on drugs and body modifications. If someone wants to have hydraulic arms to help their shotput, go nuts. What gender is that roided slab of muscle? You can't even see their head past their delts, so who cares. Was that quarterback born with a penis? They have tank tracks for legs now.

Or their name? Pretty easy not to misgender someone if you just use their name.

It's funny to see how a country where it's nearly impossible to get a gun for love or money produces better marksmen than a country where you can get a free gun with a biggie meal.

Poor Jeb. Poor little guy. What a sweetheart. Poor thing.