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Thanks buddy (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] 48 points 2 years ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Have you tried having your son take a shower to wash his own asshole, or are you teaching him washing his own asshole is gay

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Travel bidets are cheap and effing brilliant.

    According to my proctologist, Americans wreck their hemorrhoids with overzealous wiping, mine included. Dab only,

    And get a bidet. A travel bidet, of you can't install a permanent one.

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    • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Where are the meme police when you need them?!

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Plz tag this nsfl

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Do me a favor and just come to my house and stab my eyes please

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    [+] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    How does this template work? Pink eye?

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Is your son a cat?

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