Videodrome maybe. Some of these suggestions are mean.
Paprika

That sounds extremely frustrating. I'd ask her to clarify what she means because as far as I know a mandatory reporter only has to report when a person is planning to hurt someone else or themselves. Maybe she's just not a good fit, too young, too inexperienced etc. It's pretty standard to go through a couple of different ones before you find what's right for you. And you need to be able to talk about that stuff openly that's the whole point of therapy.

Get those animals off those horses!

Legend

It's true

You could, I dunno, block this instance? This isn't Reddit m8, we don't want to hear your shitty hot takes.

Even Kirk falls into this category.

Also if all you ever wanted was the world and can't help that you need it all

It's actually fibres from fabric. If they rise up they'd eat our clothing and not our flesh.

Everything is so sad today