I want a phone that takes Dewalt cordless tool batteries

There was a time when all memes were le text

Shes looking good

So the rats are abandoning the ship

Fuck u/spez

Specials are what they want you to order

Much less satisfying when you realized that most of them intended to vote trump, but he wasn’t on the ballot.

Anything regarding loyalty to an employer or insurance company

Hell no

Bed Bath and beyond, a piece of shit home-goods store

For a ship that never needs aerodynamic control, any shape at all will do so why do they all look like airplanes?

The Borg are the only ones who seem to get this.

Are you referring to santa and elves or the birth of Christ?

My 5yo daughter appreciates santa et.al. as a cheeky fun fantasy just like the easter bunny and tooth fairy. I never tried to convince her that any of it it real.

We even have an elf on a shelf that she looks far every morning with great enthusiasm but if someone gets weird about she says “its just a toy ok”