Squirrel

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[–] Squirrel 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Only if you also commit to not exercising your mouth.

[–] Squirrel 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, I don't get it. I'm 38m and don't find college-age girls attractive anymore. Even in terms of physical attraction, I'm more attracted to women my age. 18 just looks like a kid to me.

[–] Squirrel 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If you're going to use parentheses, just go full-on confusion with something like (B[D)(S]M).

[–] Squirrel 2 points 9 months ago

I'm sad to say that it took me a minute to recognize the actual meaning.

[–] Squirrel 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Her boyfriend is on one of the teams playing. That's it.

[–] Squirrel 1 points 10 months ago
[–] Squirrel 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh good, I'm better than the average man in something.

[–] Squirrel 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

A house may have been more affordable, but food was fucking expensive. A gallon of milk was more than $10 in today's dollars.

[–] Squirrel 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I figured it was supposed to sound like Boomhauer from King of the Hill.

[–] Squirrel 1 points 10 months ago

They do that on Reddit? I definitely remember seeing criticism of her unfunny comics practically every time.

[–] Squirrel 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My views on Republicans are similar. The voters are both ignorant and poor, as well as selfish and wealthy. Those are two subsets of the same group. The leadership tends to fall into the latter category, with a few idiots thrown in for good measure.

[–] Squirrel 20 points 10 months ago (4 children)

...There's a logo on one side?

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