Mean, median, or mode?

It's not for removing immigrants.

It's all about the dosage

I had literally the opposite happen. Shaved once in my thirties, and got carded for movie tickets.

Wow, you got IDed?

Sharticles

And I woke my wife up just to put beans in her and she liked it

For me, it's the beans.

Also, I made beans this morning.

Please don't ask why, I just need to poop ceaselessly for three days straight.

Not gonna have to imagine it for long

Who's there?

That's why, when I say "good question," I thoughtfully neglect to provide an answer.

But that's likely because I only say that when I don't know the answer.