SARGE

Not once in my enlistment, such as it was, did I question what was in the pants of fellow service members.

Nor did I question their capabilities when they were needed.

Because I'm not an insecure idiot with the maturity of a child.

I say this a bit louder than normal whenever I notice someone is zoning out. I think it's funny, we have a little chuckle, and move on.

I'm hoping someday to find someone who knows what it's from.

Legitimately my favorite episode.

Nobody can ever know teal'c's pain.

Son of a hazmot!

This frelling show is one of the best shows of all time. of all time.

Let's block the entire parade from proceeding.

Tank Man style.

Awww you think they stopped to listen to the message in the first place....

water soluble powder

Oh god I'm having flashbacks.... That shit is nasty.

YOU SLEEP ON A FARM NAZEEM

YOU HAVE NOTHING IN THE CLOUD DISTRICT

Bitch ass posers thinking they're better than us just because they walk around the fancy area of town sometimes...

Also your whole city is 30 people.

You ain't fancy, bitch.

In this particular instance it reminds me of trees like this:

However, in general I agree that it can be off-putting.

"Well the guy is pouring gasoline everywhere and kept playing with his zippo lighter screaming about how he's burning my house down, I have to go talk to him if I want to push back on his plan"

You mean we've seen these memes before? How many times?

I already enlisted once, and I'm stuck in a red state. I would happily move to a solid blue state and turn my firearms toward the redcoats if it came to a civil war.

The real question is would they let me move.