And all they ever accomplish when trying to show force is to look like scared little bitches.

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.

Cavemen? Maybe 20,000 years ago.

10,000 years ago we were planting crops and forming cities. They weren't built to last the ages like Rome, but dirt cities are still cities.

Besides, Ubumfejn-Hooga-booga is the FALSE GOD. The REAL God is Ubumfejn-Booga-Hooga. But nobody has worshipped her since 12,527 B.C.E. after a high-priest got drunk on fermented fruit and accidentally swapped the name while reciting The Old Ways, and who's gonna correct the high-Priest?

I recently watched a 3d video in a small theater about dinosaurs, and in the video we follow a T-Rex mother from her first eggs to death, including a fight with another dinosaur that ends up crippling a leg, and then the last few shots of her are limping toward carrion to survive a little longer, and then dead in a creek bed and I legitimately almost walked out of the little theater we were in.

I may have smoked a little before going in, so I may have been a little more emotional than usual. But still.

Oh hey, you just described my in-laws. sub a minivan for the truck though.

They sure do love going on about how this nation was founded on "CHRISTIAN principles and beliefs", yet every single word out of their mouths, every vote they cast, every action they take says "if Jesus were in front of me today I'd be the first to grab a nail gun to put that commie-social-Marxist in his place with the other snowflakes".

My favorite group I have ever DMd for was at a convention, it was 2am, and nobody had ever met before except the two couples in the mix of 9. I just ran part of a campaign I was working on for a different group.

I barely had to interact with them for RP stuff unless it was to drive the plot, or play a character they convinced to join them.

It was great seeing a large muscular guy dressed like a Dwarven blacksmith role play a halfling, and the smallest person there was playing as a half-orc barbarian from the plains of icewind dale.

And of course since it was a convention, and some of them had LARP gear with them, a friendly competitive sword fight broke out during a rest and instead of rolling, they just went ahead and used foam swords and stepped away from the tables. And borrowed dialogue from the princess bride.

Most groups definitely prefer combat, and to be honest so do I unless I'm running the game. Maybe I just haven't played with the right group or character, or more likely I just suck at it. Either way...

I think everyone has "that one group" they wish they could play with forever and never have scheduling conflicts...

That way, he can just point to everyone else and say “see? They’re prolonging the war!“

Luckily this only works for two year iods and the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

Which is who is in charge of a lot of places, but you'd think normal people would never listen for a second.

Lmao how pathetic must your life be to wish such things over minor annoyances on a website.

Go touch grass

Well... Never.

Mostly because I've never had a boyfriend, but now I'm upset about it!

Goddamn cardies....

No, but do the cops have the necessary restraint to not pull the trigger until it clicks?

That could come later.

For now it just means reassigned to a desk somewhere not too far from MPs.