SARGE

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

An important feature that shouldn't be overlooked.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Having just finished all 3 on my pc...

Dafuq you smokin, Bruh...

I will say though, 1 is the cluniest of them, for sure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I've seen escalator mechanisms fail before, I could believe that's a dual purpose for it (as well as presumably carts or scooters)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, fuck me for using a cane, I'm such a big fat fatty and want to be fat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Must..... Resist..... Urge.... To pre-order.....

[–] [email protected] 121 points 3 months ago (19 children)

YOU'RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!

If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you're a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn't. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (6 children)

You have two hands, you can fire twice.

Assuming you practice how to reload one-armed....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Gotta love that small government allowing states and smaller to govern themselves rather than trying to butt in where they aren't welcome, right Republicans?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Any time my father brings up stuff like this, I remind him that he and his brothers drove their car onto a frozen lake and almost broke through the ice, and more than once they bought tennis balls, soaked them in gasoline, and threw them at each other with welding gloves.

I know for a fact that he and his brothers did tons of dumb shit, and I won't let him forget it even if he finds it convenient when comparing generations.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

My 30 year old grandma car can make it to 40 before I clear the entire intersection most of the time.

10mph is less than the indoor go-kart track barriers near me are rated for.

Security theater at its finest.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago (2 children)

5 is alive.

NO DISASSEMBLE!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, anyone who paid mild attention in chemistry class can figure out some of the easier explosives.

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