[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Might restart it

Or don't give them money, and go sailing instead.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

You can say shit on the internet, I won't tell your mom I promise.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I'll do you one better, I was asked, on more than one occasion, what I WANTED TO Do and then was left out of those plans by the people who asked me. Also invited to things and then when I show up everyone pretends I wasn't invited, and told the text I was showing as proof was obviously sent by me to myself.

It has made me just assume that I will be excluded from things, regardless of whether I have been asked about it, or even invited to go.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

My parents, my parents church, my in-laws, my sister, my wife's friends, my old dentist, my old doctor, and several acquaintances.

So that's like.... At least 3 people.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Because mom would be sad and my dogs wouldn't understand.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

He's in Super Hell.

You gotta be responsible for some pretty reprehensible shit to go there.

You and I can't get there without some extreme moral compromises.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

I will happily shake hands with a pineapple-on-pizza-er, if it means we can make sure this evil never hurts anyone ever again.

I'll wash my hands afterward, but it's the gesture that counts, right?

(pls wash your hands anyway, sanitation rulez)

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

My wife isn't quite nerdy enough to get this yet, and my parents haven't watched TNG in so long they don't remember the phrase.

I have nobody who gets this in my life...

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Woman can commit war crimes!

Equality Now!

Women can commit war crimes!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Guy with glasses here, no problem reading any of it.

Perhaps it's time to schedule an optometry appointment?

Either way, rude and unnecessary. You do your username a disservice. Not shiny at all. When Mal is rude, it's deserved.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Meds that I tried didn't help me. Fuck me I guess 🙃

To be fair I have not tried any new meds in many years, so I'm sure there's new ones I haven't tried, but I couldn't afford the appointments or medications anyway...

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

You're actually the first one to ever comment on the punctuation change. I've been waiting for this day for years.

So uh.... 👉😎👉 Zoop

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