I'm a big fan of "you all wake up in loincloths sitting in a wagon, hands bound" and as long as someone at the table can roll higher than a 1, they can break free.

Or something attacks them while they're all in a tavern

Basically I'm a fan of "you could ignore having your shit kicked in, but will you?" since so many players would stop at nothing.

Fallout NV had the right idea. "Where's that little fucker who shot me in the head?!"

Might restart it

Or don't give them money, and go sailing instead.

You can say shit on the internet, I won't tell your mom I promise.

They could halve their prices and still make bank.

Markups at retail stores are insane, places like Walmart are the worst.

Because mom would be sad and my dogs wouldn't understand.

I will happily shake hands with a pineapple-on-pizza-er, if it means we can make sure this evil never hurts anyone ever again.

I'll wash my hands afterward, but it's the gesture that counts, right?

(pls wash your hands anyway, sanitation rulez)

Literally doing so right now.

Sorry I failed my solidarity test, Luigi.

Like many right-wing fascist-simps-in-arms, plenty know some buzzwords to get people riled up, but don't know when and where to properly use them.

You make a good point.

The sand consumes all.

I can't wait until Mccarthy has his final death and nobody remembers him anymore...

The cruelty is the point

Two rules:

1: two is one, one is none.

B- always have a spare.

Anything you consider absolutely essential for something, you should have 3 on hand.