SARGE

I've got matches, about 40 lighters, 3 propane torches, and two burners used in a blacksmith forge that can make quite impressive flames reaching 2,000 degrees.

And I also know how to make and (properly) throw molotovs, so that's always fun to show off at parties.

"the best city builder of 2024"

I mean, I like what they have so far but uh..... It's a pretty low bar, it'll be hard to trip over...

Fun for what they have, but after maybe 10 hours you've played every aspect of the game. Each new game feels exactly like the game you just left. There isn't much "design tweaking" you can do, and there isn't much you can unlock that changes any gameplay.

Still, I have it with game pass and I keep it just in case something updates. It is fun to play. And you can disable the weird competitive features. This is a city builder, not call of duty. I don't care to play against an opponent.

If every soldier turned toward Moscow right now, they'd have the higher ups scrambling to throw each other out windows, starting at the top, before they get to the city limits.

If the US tries to invade Canada, I'll happily lend my rifles to defend the land to the north.

I consider it my patriotic duty to my fellow human.

Just take care of my dogs if anything happens to me.

Yeah, my dogs will be gone by then so I would absolutely set up a tent close enough to catch it. I'd even bring a baseball glove for shits and giggles.

Project Sundial can still make a comeback.

"When you are of working age and you have no more days off this week"

FTFY

No need for pointless generational divides, we're all exhausted from this ~~hell~~ life.

by the time it gets here

Can we move the timetable up?

Her logic IS undeniable.

I wonder if they hand out shade cards or if they just hand out paper bags "for lunch" at the start of every shift...

"It's for harvesting wheat. Uh.... Aggressively..."