Why not just tattoo a number on their arm?

I'm sure there's no possibility that subdermal trackers would ever be used in shitty ways.

The majority of people I've brought this up with believe MKULTRA is just a Conspiracy theory and never happened, or have never even heard of it.

Like... This is stuff they are ADMITTING TO.

I hate this. It's great!

It's a good thing those torches are still burning after thousands of years, otherwise you would have needed a flashlight!

"That cleaned up pretty nice, I think maybe I’ll keep that after all"

"tough shit, old man, you had your chance and you gave it away. $10 million and it's yours though."

Entirely depends on your relationship with your dad, though, but mine would just roll his eyes and say "fine I'll just get a new one." neither of us would in any way feel upset about it, and have a small chuckle while retelling it later.

There's 1,000 jokes that can be made in sure, but in the US I once found a grenade while magnet fishing and called a guy my parents know who is a cop. The moment I realized what it was, I told my friend to run to the end of the bridge, and I gently laid it on the pile of rope I was using.

They have a whole bomb squad that's about 30 minutes away at full speed, and they rolled up with their trailer, a guy in a suit came over to the bridge and placed it in a box, put the box in the trailer, and one dull THUNK later all I had to do was sign a paper saying this is where I found it.

I specifically called my parents friend rather than 911 because I had read too many accounts of cops showing up and attempting to arrest the magnet fisher for any number of reasons.

UXO is no fucking joke, don't for a second think you can handle it without training. You really have no idea what explosive compound they used or what it's stability level is after being exposed to the elements.

Well, I ate the title. It seems perfectly reasonable to me.

The text: "men make other men feel like shit for having emotions"

This guy: "Wow it's still clearly the women's fault, stop blaming other people"

The jokes just write themselves here.

I mean, starting in January, the US is an unreliable partner to everyone...

They don't fuck around with aviation investigations.

Whoever did it better leave absolutely no evidence and melt the gun before the alphabet squad comes pounding the door in.

That or it's just a lone wolf good ol boy who deeply regrets his medication made him do that, and his pain and suffering from guilt is punishment enough.

I'm confused

Who are "you guys"?

And what does "did gun control laws?" mean exactly?

The thought that nobody on here wants to own firearms or stock up for defense of the people they care about (especially in countries who have recently slid further down the fascism slide) is laughable.

This feels like a "so much for the tolerant left" post.

Lmao "tolerant left" is how we got here.

Everyone is free to stab themselves in the knee with a grill meat fork.

Just make sure you're ready to accept the consequences of stabbing yourself with a grill meat fork.