SARGE

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

As I like to tell everyone I hear ask, don't ask someone how the job search is going

If it's going well, you will know. If you haven't heard, but you're close enough to expect to hear about it, then it's not going well and the person probably doesn't want the reminder that it's not going well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would have cost you nothing to not post this.

nothing!

Haven't I suffered enough?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

because he’s gonna be set for life.

Lolololololol no

He will sue, the state will settle for 20mil and then quietly cancel the settlement payment after people move on from the story.

That's what they always do.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"meet me in the middle", says the Unjust Man.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If I die without saving someone else in the process I lose a bet.

And ma didn't raise a loser.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can hate both.

The CEO just lets me add a face to the ire.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, my knife cost me $40 in steel, wood, brass, and sanding belts because I make my OWN knives for my cooking.

You know, I think I might just have two hobbies and one saved me money on the other....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

In my experience most adults can boil pasta.

... And boil it.... And boil it..... And DEAR GOD TAKE IT OFF THE STOVE AND DRAIN IT BEFORE IT BECOMES MUSH!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"throwing together a quick meal" should have it's own word.

"cooking" to me implies you're working on something worth the time it takes, something you want to put effort into.

But when I just got home, nothing is easy to make and I have to throw something quick together, it doesn't feel like really cooking to me. Like im half assing it, it should have a half-assed name.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The difference between "cooking" and "hobby cooking" :

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This implies it's falling on its own.

There should be a mass of red hats trying to push it over.

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