I like having a whereami alias for realpath, because I would forget the name of it.

Is it an or, or an xor?

Maybe...

const pain = Infinity

Not sure if you're kidding, but that is false.

Can I identify as NaN?

Controversial opinion... Sugar cookies suck, and oatmeal rasin / snickerdoodle are tied first depending on type of snickerdoodle (chewy or crunchy), and if there is milk to dip them.

Isn't saying FOSS software like sayimg ATM machine.

Our neighbors grow weed, so my brother set one up as DEA Surveillance Van.

So you were born at the dawn of time... nice.

TypeScript?

Pretty sure length is a property, not a method, and since there are not parentheses after it, it wouldn't be treated as one.