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[–] 91 points 4 months ago (24 children)

The weed pipe needs some cleaning and the condoms should only be unpacked directly before use. Other than that, seems good to me.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Resonated bowls prevent scooby snacks. If it ain't water filtered keep it dirty

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  • [–] 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)

    Scooby snacks are the little bits of embers, ash, or charred crumbs that hit the back of your throat when you inhale. Water pipes filter this stuff out.

    The commenter is claiming that a dirty pipe (caked with resin from previous sessions) catches some of those particles, which is... a take...

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I thought as much... Thank you. Yeah, for the record, I emphatically disagree with that take.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, too much resin caked up can make it nauseating to smoke out of, aside from being disgusting and smelling bad. And eventually it can start clogging if it isn't cleaned.

    Get yourself a jar, fill it with everclear (or isopropyl 91%), soak the thing in it for a few hours, then run some water through it. Repeat if necessary, and scrub it with a pipe brush as needed. Probably only needed once every few months or so, depending on how much you use it.

    In between deep cleanings, use paper towels or cotton pads with some alcohol to clean the bowl and mouthpiece before or after each session. No big deal.

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    [–] 34 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    05/05/2026, is this a date?

    Picture of dates Is this a date?

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago

    Keep the condoms wrapped and don't put them with the food, but I don't know if I'd want to date someone who didn't see the love put into this.

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    This looks like quentin tarantino made a charcuterie

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    [–] 17 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    I will always be weirded out by Us-americans and Canadians serving a charcuterie board and a cheese platter with CRACKERS instead of different varieties of bread.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I wouldn't want US-American bread on my charcuterie board.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Do you think all bread in America is Wonder bread? Bakeries exist here. In fact, they're even in nearly every supermarket

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    [–] 17 points 4 months ago

    Ewww who put cheese on my condom board

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    Could be funnier if the resolution was high enough to actually recognize everything. As it is, for some of these, I can only guess.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    Appetizer condoms are a new one for me lmao

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I can't tell if the stuff between the yellow cheese and the bacon and chicken nuggets is raisins or coffee beans.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    She can fix me

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I remember the last time i did my lines like that. Accidentally railed that pile next to said lines.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    The weed to snacks ratio is way off. Needs more snacks

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    sour gummy worms.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I'm confused by this. Do you smoke the weed, then snort the blow, then shag, then eat, then slam the shots? Or do you shag first and then eat and then do the drugs? So many possibilities.

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    [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I don’t see any grapes

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Yes, I'm sold!

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    If the penis shaped thing isn't a date then no

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