The weed pipe needs some cleaning and the condoms should only be unpacked directly before use. Other than that, seems good to me.
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05/05/2026, is this a date?
Is this a date?
Keep the condoms wrapped and don't put them with the food, but I don't know if I'd want to date someone who didn't see the love put into this.
This looks like quentin tarantino made a charcuterie
but there’s no feet…
That’s what the Brie is for
I will always be weirded out by Us-americans and Canadians serving a charcuterie board and a cheese platter with CRACKERS instead of different varieties of bread.
I wouldn't want US-American bread on my charcuterie board.
Do you think all bread in America is Wonder bread? Bakeries exist here. In fact, they're even in nearly every supermarket
I lived in America for a year and the nearest real bakery was a 2 hour drive. Food deserts are real.
Could be funnier if the resolution was high enough to actually recognize everything. As it is, for some of these, I can only guess.
I can't tell if the stuff between the yellow cheese and the bacon and chicken nuggets is raisins or coffee beans.
I thought capers at first, but I think its coffee beans.
I remember the last time i did my lines like that. Accidentally railed that pile next to said lines.
The weed to snacks ratio is way off. Needs more snacks
I'm confused by this. Do you smoke the weed, then snort the blow, then shag, then eat, then slam the shots? Or do you shag first and then eat and then do the drugs? So many possibilities.
whatever you want really. that's the fun of shark coochie boards
Personally I'd go weed, candy, fuck, shots, rest of the food, blow for maximum enjoyment
If the penis shaped thing isn't a date then no
the pipe for the weed?
The cookies look chewy
I'm going to bite the bullet in the name of science here.... What cookies?
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