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[–] 60 points 2 months ago (18 children)

I mean… you should put the lid (not just the seat) down before you flush every time regardless to reduce the airborne particles.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    The number of people breathing their own aerosolized toilet water is too dam high!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Unless you're hermetically sealing your toilet lid with aftermarket parts, this number includes you.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    Out of interesst: Do you then reopen the lid to check for shitstains left in the bowl, that would need cleaning before you leave?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago* (6 children)

    This is exactly why someone needs to invent a completely clear glass toilet.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (19 children)

    Everyone closes the lid completely when they're done. Problem solved. Equality established. World peace flourishes.

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    [–] 32 points 2 months ago* (8 children)

    I always have wanted to know: Who the hell doesn't look at the seat before sitting down? Or is the "i might fall in" response also just a joke? 🤔

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I've always said if a person sits on a toilet with the seat up it's a failure on two parts.

    Yes the previous user should've put the seat down but who tf just plops ass first onto something without looking first?

    At that point you get what you deserve, a wet stinky ass.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Habit and expectation can be powerful things. Also, our brains often fills in what we expect to see. A quick, peripheral glance at the toilet while expecting to see it in one state (seat down, lid up, for example) could leave one thinking they did see it in that state when in fact they didn't get a proper look at it.

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    [–] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    When youre at home with a clean toilet, treat yourself and sit to pee

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    As a dude that has 2 sons that just piss everywhere, I've always told them to just pee sitting down. There's no shame in it fellas.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I will ensure I lift the seat before I go, you ensure you lower the seat before you go.

    We can both be responsible!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Ah yes, the constant struggle of pushing a boulder... downhill.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Once I learned about the shit vortex (technically called toilet plumes) there was no way I wasn't going to close the lid.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Close the lid to flush. Lift to vent the ass. Fart fan ain't helping what it can't reach, Greg

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