Yes all them other peoples had the sex so you could also have the sex.

As they should. The lower enlisted can get away with being young and dumb if caught. The E-5 and above have plausible deniability. However they can point out that Schmuckatellis actions allowed a mission/op/whatever to be completed and will counsel them to pinky promise never doing it again.

Because those more senior enlisted have all played that role before as well.

Waymo be like

I thought Mr. Garrison explained this throughly on South Park already.

Video for reference

That's just because your mom and dad had the sexy time. Before that your grandparents had the sexy time. And that process continues all the way back to Mitochondrial Eve.

TLDR a lot of sex was had to eventually produce you. So no pressure, but don't screw up all that effort that was put in over the ages.

Yeah well fuck you too.

Quick everyone pose like an action movie poster.

It's gonna be a lot better if you focus on doing things you can. Hopefully most of those things are enjoyable and fulfilling. Somethings will be hard though. That's ok because it helps you enjoy the good.

Edit: words get harder the more rum you have

Hmmm I wonder what happen if someone had the huevos to stop sending arms to Isreal and stop defending them.

You should add LEDs that shows the current year. Then call it Buzz Lightyear.