I imagine they walk too fast.

It's a real loading screen

Windows 98 came on 28 floppy disks.. We definitely felt the pain prior to 2007...

Another AI?

This does work but it isn't one person. There is one for every area code...

Literally all of human civilization exists because of picking something up, and putting it down somewhere else.

That's logistics baby!

Clarkson!

No that's why you wipe after. To remove the moisture. The bidet removed the poop.

Does the blow dryer actually work?

Because I imagine it would work about as well as the blow dryer for your hands. You just give up and wipe your damp hands on your pants/shirt.

Also you're already down to like 2 wipes at most with a bidet. How much are you really saving to get your ass stank blown everywhere. No idea how it works. Just imagining a Dyson but in your toilet

You can just remember to say "Over" over.

Oh nice!

Micro-Class-Action-Lawsuit payout for all of the micro-plastics in my body.

As if the payouts aren't already a joke.

What's she going to do, run away with it? Stand there browsing through my documents for my social security number?

Yes, and Yes. There are people who have had these exact things done to them.

Venmo themselves cash from the phone you just gave them.

People suck.