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[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

What's she going to do, run away with it? Stand there browsing through my documents for my social security number?

Yes, and Yes. There are people who have had these exact things done to them.

Venmo themselves cash from the phone you just gave them.

People suck.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I think we might hang out at different bars idk.

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