[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Cholula Sauce

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago

Why was the prenup 2 years? Do most prenup have a minimum time till you get all their money?

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

They literally used all of their money to do stock buybacks. Imagine if they put it into R&D. Maybe they would still exist.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

Sorry, Best I can do is take your boss home day

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

It's when it became too humid to hang clothes.

My clothes will mold if I put them outside wet.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I've not seen one with a camera before but it would take multiple very large balloons, and a level of coordination that a drunk would not have.

You have to breathe out for a full 30s strong or it will error. It was suprisingly difficult. Then every 10 minutes while driving - it will beep and you have 2 minutes to blow into it or it flips out, and the car shuts off. You won't be able to turn it back on without contacting someone.

Source: My buddy's dad was an alcoholic. He'd have to go home early from playing so he could do the breathalyzer and ride along so his dad could take the car out anywhere. Sometimes he'd have to skip school to go to his dad's work.

Actually it's fucked up thinking about it now....

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

Still don't get this take.

Buying low only works if you can sell high.

At the rate we are going. Yer gonna have King Ratfuck fighting King Shit over a an empire of dirt.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You can just download MXC on your own. It's free. Nobody is protecting the rights.

https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22most+extreme+elimination+challenge%22

Host it yourself and you can loop it on your own TV 24/7.

You won't even be affected when AWS goes down... again....

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Don't live anywhere near a Hard Rock then.

Giant fucking light all night.

Completely blocks out the night sky for 20+ miles

I fucking hate it. I had to move away to get away

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQLBxArN45w3U1g_sXFfpaNK9kU1GZLENcNN_y0GE8d_jYfTy8raCfOjsM&s=10

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

No a Meme is a Black Frame with white text around a wild image.

See

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I feel like the joke might work a lot better with the Mom bringing the kids to random dead father.

Hard to not know who the mother is.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

Knowing that I didn't bother to check it for 5 days in a row?

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