Been a loooong time

They're truly just humiliating themselves over and over again.

I say this with a 100% genuine and serious tone: this is a truly, truly stupid take.

I really, earnestly, sincerely mean it. Vastly stupid take.

...I should look for a new job, perhaps

It's not often I upvote a comment suggesting someone lick their nuts.

And he did a damn fine job of it, I must say.

Samesies

People tend to overlook the fact that the words of someone with this level of influence are vitally important and can have enormous effects on the world.

Whether you in particular care about a famous/rich person's comments or not, there are millions that do--and that is important. Important enough that even without respecting that person, we should always take what they say and do very seriously.

A matte screen protector'll fix you right up!

Xodus

I couldn't believe the story about the water block.

Escort quests! Especially when the person you're escorting moves incredibly slow (except when running toward obvious danger).