overview for Pyro

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 44 points 3 months ago

But what happens when you put Ross's face on Nicolas Cage?

Poor Tom by Pyro in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 43 points 4 months ago

I'm partial to this representation:

what boss in any video game has an insanely cool intro to them before fighting? by Pyro in c/games@lemmy.world

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Alright, the truth then. You're right about one thing... I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!

What the hell are you talking about?

You still don't get it. I'm using war as a business to get elected... so I can end war as a business! In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!

Games – Alarmingly Bad by Pyro in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 56 points 10 months ago

That eye font is really hard to read

Better hurry, before they run out of....1's and 0's... by Pyro in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 53 points 1 year ago

Not to ruin the absurdity of it, but sometimes they have "until supplies last" on digital promotions because they have a limit on the total number of redemptions.

Real examples here? by Pyro in c/programming@programming.dev

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The core-js story always makes me sad. Sure, he's developing an open source project and no one HAS to pay him. But the meager amount of donations and the tons of hate he receives isn't justifiable.