PrunesMakeYouPoop

The windows key is the best key for determining whether or not your keyboard disconnected, or if windows itself has locked up.

*you're

The average person has one boob and one testicle.

Go to the cowboy store and get some work jeans. Make sure the tag says 100% cotton. They can be stiff and take a while to break in, but when they do, they're comfy and durable. I usually get wranglers for $25-30 and they last years and years. I usually replace them because they're oil stained, not worn-through.

I love my redwings.

It's a sailboat!

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

Seriously, you can't have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.

I mean, you kinda were.

I just use the printer at work.