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I wouldn't think they feel the need to be "given that right" by anything or anyone. Which is part of what makes them so toxic.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Certain antidepressants will make you balloon.
And, of course, you will feel a lot better.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

It's all fun and games until they literally atomize your entire body, assemble totally different atoms in a totally different place so they take on your former shape and call that "beaming."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

"Hey, my eyes are up here!"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That was... surprising.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago

Getting some flashbacks to this:

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

♪ Get off
Twenty-three positions in a one-night stand
Get off
I'll only call you after if you say I can ♪

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I don't know, ask Kevin Spacey.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Open and shut case.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Nice extra compartments for storing the milk.
Organic milk, even.

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